sorting price “high to low” just to see how the other half lives

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

Love is irrelevant to people like us, a privilege that we do not share.

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On “Partition”: “I was so embarrassed after I recorded the song because I’m just talking shit and I’m like, “I can’t play this for my husband.” I still haven’t played it for my mom. She’s going to be very mad at me.”

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Sasha Pieterse for Malibu Magazine by Dan Monick

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